Twas the night before Christmas and I’m home alone I’d just settled down for a night on the phone It started to ring , ’twas a horny old git He wanted me naked and to suck on his dick I said ” oh come on then , but let’s make it quick I’m expecting a visit from Santa, st Nick ” The next one was dressed in his mother-in- laws frock And wanted me wanking his very small cock And […]