Where do I start about Archibald! What an absolute sweetie. Ring Ring! “Hello, who am I speaking too?” ” it’s Archibald my dear, ” “Hello Archibald, or may I call youArchie?” “Oh of course my dear” “What can I do for you Archie?” “Well my dear, I’m feeling rather amorous and my penis is quite erect ” ” oh Archie, how very saucy of you, may I ask how old you are?” “Yes my dear, I’m 87, but it’s ok […]