Attempt number two 

Well a new day . Gave myself a good talking to and decided to give it another go , after all how hard can it be . This time I’m going to approach it from another angle . Sober !! 

Ring ring 

“Hello who am I speaking too?” 

“This is Paul” 

“Hello Paul , I’m Sofia . What can I do for you ?”

“I got a great big throbbing  cock , I want you to get your mouth ”

” Cooee, Paul, are you there? I’ve brought your washing back ” 

” oh shit it’s my mum ” 

Click !  Oh we’ll always tomorrow ! 

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