Well a new day . Gave myself a good talking to and decided to give it another go , after all how hard can it be . This time I’m going to approach it from another angle . Sober !!
Ring ring
“Hello who am I speaking too?”
“This is Paul”
“Hello Paul , I’m Sofia . What can I do for you ?”
“I got a great big throbbing cock , I want you to get your mouth ”
” Cooee, Paul, are you there? I’ve brought your washing back ”
” oh shit it’s my mum ”
Click ! Oh we’ll always tomorrow !