it’s been quite a while , so I thought I would get back to basics , especially as calls have been a little humorous of late Ring Ring ” Hello, who am I speaking too?” ” D’ya want ma big fat cock hen?” “I beg your pardon? No, I’m sorry I can’t talk about animals or birds” “what? I didna mention any birds or animals hen” “Ahh, I get it, your a scot aren’t you?” ” Aye ya ken” ” […]