it’s been quite a while , so I thought I would get back to basics , especially as calls have been a little humorous of late
Ring Ring
” Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” D’ya want ma big fat cock hen?”
“I beg your pardon? No, I’m sorry I can’t talk about animals or birds”
“what? I didna mention any birds or animals hen”
“Ahh, I get it, your a scot aren’t you?”
” Aye ya ken”
” yes I understand perfectly now ken”
” No hen, ma names Leonard ”
” Right then Leonard , I suggest we start again”
Heres another, only short, but they make me smile, hope they will you too.
Ring Ring
” Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” This is your lucky day babe . I got a big hard throbbing cock here , hard as a rock and I’m gonna fuck that tight little pussy of yours ”
“oooooooh wonderful. How big is that hard cock?”
” It’s a big throbbing four inches Hun”
” Lol , oh you want small cock humiliation?”
” What? Small? Is it small?”
” No no , of course not , that was just a joke , really.” Click oops