‘Twas the night before Christmas. 

Twas the night before Christmas and I’m home alone 

I’d just settled down for a night on the phone 

It started to ring , ’twas a horny old git 

He wanted me naked and to suck on his dick 

I said ” oh come on then , but let’s make it quick

I’m expecting a visit from Santa, st Nick ”

The next one was dressed in his mother-in- laws frock 

And wanted me wanking his very small cock 

And so it went on till it was late and so dark 

And I said to myself “fuck this for a lark”

A nice cup of tea and a home made mince pie 

But as I started to move a light caught my eye 

And out on the lawn I espied st Nick 

But to my surprise he was holding his dick 

He laughed when he saw me , how his belly did wobble 

“Ho Ho Ho Sofia’ any chance of a gobble?”

“But I thought you had come to just fill my stocking ”

“I will Sofia , in exchange for a fucking ”

So after the deed and with incredible speed 
He jumped on his sleigh and cried”up up and away”

And I thought to myself as he flew out of sight 

Shouting ” thanks for the fuck Sofia , have a good night 

Santa only took three minutes to cum 

And the wily old git didn’t wear a condom !!!