I have to say, some calls leave me speechless. I’m totally confused as to what turns some guys on.
“Hello, who am I speaking to?”
“Hello, this is Raymond, are you old?”
“Well Raymond, I wouldn’t describe myself as old, but I’m certainly a more mature lady”
“Oh great, big saggy tits then?”
Great! No I don’t have big saggy tits but what the caller wants the caller gets.
” Yes Raymond they are humongous , in fact if I’m not careful they get caught in my zip”
“Oh my god amazing, you got a big fat belly?”
God could this get any worse
“Yep, huge saggy belly can’t remember the last time I saw my pussy”
” God Sofia , that’s got me so hard, I want you to suck my big hard cock , but take your teeth out first, put them in a glass by the side of the bed, then give me a real hard gummy suck”
This guy is really taking the piss. I don’t mind that my tits have started to resemble roofers nail bags , or that my belly now obscures my feet, but my teeth are my pride and joy and are most definitly my own . But his next request was even more bizarre .
“I want to hear you saying something without your teeth in”
Hmm, how does , ” you are a fucking twat” sound , coming from a toothless old hag with body issues?
Anyway , I won’t bore you with the gory details of toothless fellatio , but he made enough noise about it , so there’s nothing wrong with this old hags hearing.
” yeah, that was great doll, cheers”
” just a minute, before you go”
“I’d like my teeth back please”