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15 Jan 2016

Light my celery baby 

Every so often I get a caller with a smoking fetish, this can take on all sorts of forms , but this one was a little taxing  Ring Ring “Hello, who am I speaking to?” ” your speaking to David” ” hello David , what can I do for you?” “Do you smoke Sofia?” Once a question like that has been asked , it’s pretty obvious the answer has to be yes, even though I gave up smoking many years […]

11 Jan 2016

He said,”omg, your pussy’s amazing”

I have 2 beautiful Bengal cats, but they are very naughty. Consequently, when I’m working they are banned from the bedroom. But on this one occasion Pooky was fast asleep on my bed , so I figured it would be pretty safe. Half way through my second call she woke up, but she just moved closer against my hip and snuggled back down, great, no problem. Things were hotting up and as far as the caller was concerned I was […]

07 Jan 2016

There’s something about Mary 

Sofia stood at the end of the kitchen . She knew Mary was unaware of her presence, too busy cleaning the worktop, so she was able to study her without being noticed . Mary’s little black dress , although short, was neat and the little apron on the top was gleaming white . She wore black stockings, her legs were very shapely. She walked surprisingly well in her black heels. Her makeup was immaculate and she wore her hair in […]

05 Jan 2016

A male escort ? In your dreams 

I thought I was the one creating the fantasies , but I do get the occasional wannabees. Ring. Ring “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “I’m jason” “Hello jason, what can I do for you?” “I’m just at home today chilling . Thought I’d ring up for a chat.” “Hmm, that’s nice jason , so a day off. What do you do?” “A bit of this and that , but mainly I’m an escort” Well I nearly chocked , an […]

02 Jan 2016

Under a minute? Are you kidding me ! 

Short calls are very frustrating  for us girls. We get paid nothing for the first minute , so if I had 6 consecutive calls under a minute, God forbid, I’d be climbing the walls , but in saying that it can be quite amusing  Ring Ring  “Hello , who am I speaking too?” “Hello it’s Tony, could you give Emily a message for me?” “I’m sorry Tony I’m not in an office with other girls, we work from home ” […]

18 Dec 2015

‘Twas the night before Christmas. 

Twas the night before Christmas and I’m home alone  I’d just settled down for a night on the phone  It started to ring , ’twas a horny old git  He wanted me naked and to suck on his dick  I said ” oh come on then , but let’s make it quick I’m expecting a visit from Santa, st Nick ” The next one was dressed in his mother-in- laws frock  And wanted me wanking his very small cock  And […]

15 Dec 2015

Sofia’s slave becomes her lover 

He stood outside her bedroom door, his mind lost in thought . How long he had waited for this moment , now it was here he felt fear and apprehension . What if he disappointed her , what if she really were as cold and unfeeling as she portrayed herself to be .  Inside the bedroom , Sofia stood in front of the mirror . She was all too aware of the difference in their ages , she was a […]

15 Dec 2015

A couple of obscurities

Here are a couple of calls that I guess I can only refer to as rather odd fetishes, or maybe it’s just my perception , anyway check them out and make your own mind up. Ring Ring “Hello, who am I speaking to?” , “Hello, this is David ” “Hello David, what can I do for you?” There was a nervous laugh and some hesitation. “Actually Sofia , I have a rather strange fetish , but it’s very specific ” […]

13 Dec 2015

Slave and mistress Matilda 

He stopped the car at the wrought iron gates, pressing the intercom he steeled himself for the acknowledgment , but was surprised when the gates just opened. He drove down the long winding drive until the house was in sight . It was quite breathtaking although to him it felt intimidating. He parked and walked to the front door, it was several minutes before he could bring himself to ring the bell and that was only after he had given […]

13 Dec 2015

You want me to take my what out? 

I have to say, some calls leave me speechless. I’m totally confused as to what turns some guys on. Ring, Ring “Hello, who am I speaking to?” “Hello, this is Raymond, are you old?” “Well Raymond, I wouldn’t describe myself as old, but I’m certainly a more mature lady” “Oh great, big saggy tits then?” Great! No I don’t have big saggy tits but what the caller wants the caller gets. ” Yes Raymond they are humongous , in fact […]