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12 Jun 2016

The director and the PA

sometimes there are calls that really put my imagination to the test , here was one of them. Ring, ring “Hello , who am I speaking to?” “Hello, is that Sofia?” “It is indeedand who might you be?” “My names Charles Sofia ” “Hello charle, what can I do for you?” “it’s probably a bit of a strange request Sofia . I’m a managing director of a large conglomerate . What I would like is for my PA to totaly […]

30 May 2016

Slave takes his punishment

He entered the room, stopped a respectful distance from his mistress and fell to his knees. Head bowed he waited silently for her to vent her wrath on him. ” Well slave, what have you to say for yourself ?” ” Forgive me mistress , I tried my hardest to finish my task in the time you generously allotted me but I failed , I have no excuse and am here to receive my punishment” “You had every chance slave, […]

18 May 2016

Bend over Oliver

I think it is becoming apparent that not every call ends up being a hot blooded sexual experience . Suffice to say, there are more disasterous calls than sexually gratified , I think this is probably one of the latter . Ring, ring “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “it’s Ollie mistress” “Ollie! and what can I do for you?” “I want to be your sissy slut mistress” ” do you?  So what is my sissy slut wearing ?” “I […]

11 May 2016

“Then what would you say?”😩😩

Once in a while I get a caller that drives me up the wall , until I lose the will to live Ring, Ring “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “Your speaking to Colin ” “Hello Colin, I’m Sofia , what can I do for you?” “Tell me what turns you on Sofia?” “Everything turns me on Colin, oral, anal, fucking. Tell me what you like ?” “Do you like women Sofia? ” Oh bugger !! “Yes coilin, I love […]

17 Apr 2016

Naughty neighbours

This is very popular, so for any ladies approaching middle age, or even older, take note, if you have a young horny neighbor he may well be holding a passionate yearning for you. Ring Ring ” Hello,  who am I speaking too?” “Hello, I’m Simon , is that Sofia?” “It is indeed, what can I do for you Simon?” “I take it from your introduction your an older woman?” “your absolutely right ” “That’s great , Can I as how […]

19 Mar 2016

God I’ve missed you Matt

the train seems to take forever. I try to keep my mind occupied , if it wanders too much I end up thinking about my destination and I become anxious . It’s been months since my last meeting with Matt . I’ve thought about it so much , reliving the tiniest detail , longing for his touch , remembering how it felt having him inside me , his lips on mine , his muscular body pressed on mine while his […]

06 Feb 2016

Mistress Matilda takes charge 

Matilda was sitting in the same chair wearing a red kaftan , her hair was scraped back and covered with a turban in the same red. She was sipping a dry martini with a green olive . The door opened and she slowly raised her eyes from the glass. “Come slave, I don’t bite. I have been reviewing my strategy . It’s not often I am beaten at chess. You present me with a challenge and I like that . […]

02 Feb 2016

Sofia and the seven dwarfs 

How on earth I’m going to make you understand the thought behind this when I can’t make sense of it myself. What goes round in a mans head leaves me more and more perplexed  Ring Ring  “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “It’s Sneezy” “Huh? I beg your pardon?” “It’s Sneezy, is that Snow White?” “Erm! Yes of course I am, what can I do for you Sneezy?” “It’s not just me Snow White , there’s seven of us ” […]

30 Jan 2016

Anyone for Dogging ?

I like to think I am very professional in my work , but there are times when a call is more like a comedy playhouse. This one was probably the most bizarre and I’m ashamed to say I totaly lost the plot.  Ring Ring  “Hello, who am I speaking g too ?” “Hello there, I’m Roland ” ” hello Roland , what can I do for you?” “Well Sofia, I’d like to share my experience of dogging with you” Oh […]

29 Jan 2016

ODDBALLS ! ( Not The Genital Kind)

  Time I caught up on a few odds and sods I think. This is just a few of my strange and bizarre calls. Ring, Ring. “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “This is Armond” “Hello Armond, what can I do for you?” “I want my hard cock in your wet pussy baby” Before I had chance to respond and tell him how wonderful that would be, I heard “Well now Mrs. Rumbold that would depend on what kind of […]