“hey, I’m parked up, got my dick in my hand , it’s big and wet and throbbing ”
Nothing like getting straight to the point. He’s obviously parked down a country road or driven down a dirt track into a wood . Did I say obviously?
” Mmmm, that sounds horny,where are you sugar?”
” I’m on the hard shoulder of the M4″
“What? Do you think that’s wise? Sounds a bit dangerous , what if a lorry ploughs into you? You could end up with your dick half way down your throat”
” Nah, its fine, too horny to worry about that . Come on babes tell me about your wet pussy ”
” look, whatever your name is , much as I would love to indulge you, I would much rather you left the motorway, park up somewhere quiet , then phone me back and we can have some fun”
” Come on baby, don’t disappoint me, my dick is dripping for you”
This is what I call a real dick head , no brain, all dick . Much as I think he deserves to be run off the road, my thoughts are with other motorists .
“Look, I’m serious now. What your doing is extremely dangerous ”
He cut me off
“Oh fuck there’s a police car just pulled up behind me, I’m never going to get my dick back in my jeans ”
” Oh well I better leave you to it. See you on the news maybe”
The moral of the story. If it was for wankers , it would be called hard dick, not hard shoulder .