Short calls are very frustrating for us girls. We get paid nothing for the first minute , so if I had 6 consecutive calls under a minute, God forbid, I’d be climbing the walls , but in saying that it can be quite amusing
Ring Ring
“Hello , who am I speaking too?”
“Hello it’s Tony, could you give Emily a message for me?”
“I’m sorry Tony I’m not in an office with other girls, we work from home ”
“Oh. So where’s Emily then?”
“I can only assume she is in her own home ”
“Damn it, so you can’t get a message to her then ?”
“No Tony , I can’t ”
“Ok “. Click, charming !
Ring Ring
“Hello Yvonne . We got cut off, it’s Steve, I’ve got the whipped cream , the funnel and the latex gloves you asked for”
“Erm , that’s nice Steve but this is Sofia ”
“Oh bollocks ” click
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Hello Sofia, it’s Jeremy . I’m just phoning to see if your on tonight ?”
“Yes Jeremy , I’m on every night ”
“Jolly good, I’ll try and keep it up till later then”
Huh!!
Ring Ring
“Hello , who am I speaking to?”
“It’s John Sofia , we spoke about a month ago , remember ?”
I get hundreds of calls a week
” Um yes John , of course I remember . What can I do for you?”
“well, just wanted to let you know , that bread poltice worked a treat , it’s totaly cleared up , hardly left a mark ”
” That’s wonderful , I’m so pleased”
” Bye then Sofia.”
“Bye John” Bread poltice? What the fuck was that about !
Then there’s even shorter ones
Ring Ring
“Hello , who am I speaking too?”
“Hi it’s Ian, my dicks hard . Can you be my mummy?”
” No, I bloody well can’t” click
Ring Ring
” Hello , who am I speaking too?”
” Hello, it’s Jake ”
” What can I do for you Jake?”
“I’m gonna tie you down and get 10 men to gang rape you ”
” Fuck off Jake ” click
Hmm ! Short but not so sweet huh!
Sofiasdilemmas
Oh absolutely for real