Where do I start about Archibald! What an absolute sweetie.
Ring Ring!
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” it’s Archibald my dear, ”
“Hello Archibald, or may I call youArchie?”
“Oh of course my dear”
“What can I do for you Archie?”
“Well my dear, I’m feeling rather amorous and my penis is quite erect ”
” oh Archie, how very saucy of you, may I ask how old you are?”
“Yes my dear, I’m 87, but it’s ok my doctor says it’s good for my circulation to be sexually active”
” well that’s wonderful Archie, we’ll just take it nice and gently shall we ?”
“Yes please my dear, I would love to put my penis in your vagina”
What a refreshing change, just a sweet little old man, bless his heart, old fashioned romanticism, no need for crudeness here, just loving words
“Then my dear, I want to fuck the crap out of you!”
OH !!!
Then there was George, this was even more surprising
Ring Ring!
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” Hello , it’s George, you have a lovely voice”
“Thank you George , what can I do for you?”
“I’m 94 my dear, but it doesn’t stop me feeling rather horny on occasions and I wondered if a lovely young lady like you could help me out”
” of course I can George”
” my wife and I always had a wonderful sex life”
“L think that’s lovely George, can I ask when you lost her?”
“Lost her”
“Yes, when did she pass away?”
” oh no my dear. Ha ha , did you hear that Ethel? The young lady thinks your dead”
“Ha ha , no my dear, I’m sitting here doing my knitting, I can’t be doing with all that these days so George just gets on with it. Anyway, hurry up George, dinner is nearly ready”
“Alright Ethel, you know I’m not as quick as I used to be”
Awkward !!
Awkward !!
Laugh !! I’m crying with laughter