Its been a while hasn’t it! Time for a catch up I think . Back to the realms of fantasy , or should I say from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Ring Ring
” Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” Hello mistress, I’m jethro”
“What can I do for you jethro?”
“I’m wearing a chastity cb6000 mistress”
“Good choice slave”
” Yes miss, I thought so”
“Very secure slave, won’t get loose from that in a hurry”
“No miss, that’s the problem”
“What do you mean that’s the problem slave?”
“I was unlocking for cleaning purposes and I dropped the key . I have a golden retriever and he retrieves everything, he picked up the key and swallowed it , that was three days ago, I’m at my wits end . I thought I would ring you to see if you would have any ideas miss .I’ve been taking a little fork out on our walks so I can have a good dig around in his poo but so far there has been nothing , it should have gone through him by now. I’ve been getting some very funny looks I can tell you miss”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh dear slave how very unfortunate, don’t you have a spare key slave?”
“Yes miss, I put it somewhere safe but I’m buggered if I can remember where , excuse my language miss”
“I will on this occasion slave. The only thing I can suggest is you phone a locksmith ”
“OMG , really miss? What would I say?”
“I don’t think you would need to say much, it’s pretty self explanatory ”
“Yes miss, thank you miss”
“One thing slave, do ring me and let me know how you get on”
“Yes of course miss, thank you miss”
Click
This was a call I had to book a session with me . It’s normally straight forward but this quite unbelievably stupid
Ring Ring
” hello, how can I help you?”
“Good morning, is that mistress Sofia?”
“It is ”
“my name is Peter , I would like to come to you for some sissy training ”
“Very well , how is Monday at two?”
” Well my secretary makes all my appointments but I think that will be fine, can I confirm in an hour”
“Yes , don’t leave it any later”
“No miss thank you ”
Ring Ring
“Hello how can I help?”
” Hello miss its peter. I have spoken to my secretary, I decided to tell her my intention. She is very interested and would like to come along and take instruction on some domination.”
” That wouldn’t be a problem, I have trained Dom’s before ”
“She is very insistent that she takes control and wants to ring you to book the session herself and also have a chat, she has also forbidden me to speak to you again until my session. May she phone you this evening miss? Her name is Veronica ”
“Yes , that will not be a problem, I will look forward to hearing from her”
Ring Ring
“Hello what can I do for you ?”
“oh good evening, I’m Veronica, sorry about my voice l have a bad throat ”
” ok peter , I don’t know what made you think you could sound remotely like a woman . I have a very busy life and do not have the time to pander to your fantasy while you get off on it. Please do not bother me again ”
Click ! Twat !