After a weekend of food poisoning, I was brought out of my sultry mood by the unexpected call from my Mr Dyer, swoon. That’s all your going to hear about that (smile) Then it was back to stranger than fiction.
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” hello Sofia, it’s Terry, have you got a huge bottom darling?”
Oh god here we go
“Of course Terry, it’s enormous”
“That’s wonderfu sophia, will you squash it down on my face until I suffocate?”
I can think of better things to be doing with my time, let alone my little size 12 bum
” Ok Terry, I’m going to sit on your face until you stop squirming, until I sqaush the life out of you”
” oh yes Sofia”
What the hell was that about, although come to think about it, there are a few guys I would like to squash the life out of. This next one is quite possibly one of them
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” you must be a real slag to be doing this”
” if I’m a real slag , your ringing me, so what does that make you?”
“What do you mean?”
“What do YOU mean?”
” I said, you must be a real slag”
” I heard what you said, I’m just not sure what constitutes a real slag”
” what? you do of course”
” I see, so I could be a hooker and not be a real slag then?”
” no, I didn’t say that ” then explain what you mean?”
” but, you know what I mean.”
” actually, I dont, but I’m more than happy to listen to your analagy ”
” what the fuck does that mean?”
” look, I’m busy, now do you want to come or not?”
” yes”
” bloody well get on with it then
” Twat!!
Now, here’s the thing, I have the ideal job, but, you have to be able to multitask. I can give the most amazing blow job and still have my feather duster in my hand dusting the curtain pelmets, now, not many women can say that. I can hear a guy cum and know it’s my own handy work and I’ve still managed to clean my oven at the same time, gives me a feeling of power, as soon as I have the caller on the phone, he is mine, I can make him do what I want, it’s very empowering, until he shoots his load of course, then, it’s not even kiss my ass, ignorant bastards, you think I have a low opinion of men? Lol not at all, I just know what they are good for. Smile!!
Ring, Ring
” hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Steve, suck my big hard cock”
oh, how joyful, just what I need when I’m trying to clean the cooker, some caller with illusions of grandeur who thinks his semi flaccid 4 inch dick is a big hard cock
” oh steve, let me slide my wet lips around your glistening bell end,feel my wet tongue, licking probing”
” fucking hell”
click Oh well, back to the cooker then
Aww baby, I move the cover down a bit, you get into bed, get on top of me with your legs either side and I pull the covers over our heads. We giggle kissing each other as I slowly caress your hips and thighs, running my hands so gently and slowly, sending tingles up your spine, making goosebumps across your beautiful soft skin. You pull away from my lips and bury your head in the crook of my shoulder, kissing, licking and biting my neck. You put your hand in between us, dragging your nails down my chest and stomach until you reach the hard outline of my solid cock in my trousers. You grab it, making me lean towards your ear, holding you tighter I growl “So, you want to tease do you?” I dig a little deeper with my nails, as I run them down your spine, until I reach your panties, then I gently slide them down to expose your peachy bum, I want to play with it, grab it with my hands, mould it between my fingers. Our hands are over each other, like it was the first time for both of us. Kissing, our lips lock and our tongues spiralled and danced out of control. Our breathing begins to accelerate, becoming deeper faster, little moans of pleasure echo round the room.. I slowly bring my fingers to rest on your soft warm pussy. Then slowly, gently, at first, I begin little circular motions around your clit. I feel you arching your back as you start to move in unison against my fingers. It doesn’t take long before I can feel the sweet wetness as your cunt swollen and receptive. I take hold of my hard throbbing cock and start to rub it against your swollen clit. Your moans become more intense and spur me on, rubbing harder, God, I so want to fuck you now. You start to grind your hips against my cock, but I stop you. Now, I was in control. I wanted to tease you, play with you until the waiting is unbearable. That’s when I produce the cord. I tie it around your hands, making sure your knees are tucked up against your chest. I want a perfect view of your cunt and your arse, your sweet glistening juices running from your aching pussy to your enticing arsehole. I give your arse a stinging slap leaving welts the shape of my fingers across your cheeks. I move my cock across to your arse so I can feel the burning heat triggered by my slap. Then I push your legs apart, taking hold of my shaft,I begin rubbing from your arse to your pussy lips, feeling your juices running onto my cock, I begin to tease , rubbing first your little rosebud, then up to your pussy lips, I hear you moaning, wriggling, trying to free yourself from the confines of the cord wrapped tightly around you. I stop and watch your struggle for awhile realising your frustration just increases my desire. Then I crouch down and grab your legs pulling your whole body towards me. I hover over your clit breathing warm air onto it. My long wet tongue stretched out to tease it, circling the tip of my tongue around and around. Then, I pull out my little bag of tricks, I see the look of fear cross your face, it makes me as horny as fuck. I pull out a blind fold, wrap it around your head, kissing and biting your lip as I secure it A few antagonising minutes later, you feel something soft brush along the soles of your feet, around your ankles and up your thighs. It’s really light and the bristles teasingly tickle your skin, it finds its way to your inner thigh, stopping just short of your pussy. I hear you whimper as I move up and softly brush the bristles across your erect nipples. I can feel your legs shaking with desire. You feel a warm heat over your nipple leaving you puzzled, without warning I take your nipple in my mouth biting it sharply. My nails claw down the centre of your beasts and down your stomach, making you arch your back pushing yourself towards me. I pull away and you sigh deeply, this torture is almost too much to bear. I grin seductively as I watch your body twitching , yearning for more attention. You feel my teeth bite down on your inner thigh, shocking you slightly, you groan “I want you now” ” oh no, I don’t take orders from my pet” I take something cold and smooth , pressing it against your clit , you feel my tonge press deep inside your pussy. A sudden vibration pulsates through your body, your head thrusts back onto the pillow. I turn the control up higher. Your legs shake violently tightening around my head aas I push my tongue deeper inside you. I pull away, grabbing your legs tighter and sliding the metal deep inside your cunt I turn the control as high as it will go. I watch as you curl your toes up and I hear you cry out my name, making me want you more and more. I know you are on the verge of cumming, but not yet baby. I stop again, relishing the knowledge of my complete control over you, the pleasure and excitment is still coursing through your body, your legs shaking, your body contorting, wriggling and tensing on the bed. I touch you softly, unexpectedly and you almost jump, your body ultra sensitive, I decide it’s time to relieve you of the blind fold. The light temporarily blurs your vision, but you soo focus on my stiff cock. I see your mouth open, your tongue licking your lips, then I slide my shaft between your lips, you take it hungrily, pushing me right to the back of your throat. I feel your teeth biting into me, punishing me for the torture I’ve put you through, denying your orgasm. I undo the cord, and place it around your neck, pulling you down I take a handful of your hair and pull you onto my cock, pushing my shaft harder and faster into your mouth, I want you to swallow all of my cum. I’m so hard for you now, as my spunk hits the back of your throat I see it running down your chin, tease me baby, play with me. Let me see you spread that hot cum over your lips, I want to taste it, I tongue it from your lips. Now, swallow the rest bitch, let me see it’s all gone. You smile like an innocent girl, proudly showing her master that she had taken it all. I’m not finished yet and you know it. I bend you over and sink my teeth into your peachy bum, then I smack it hard, you let out a yell, but that just makes me slap you again. You’ll take your punishment like a big girl, no crying, you feel the heat of my hand stinging you again, I hear you yelp. I want you to scream my name the next time I slap you ” please master, I’ll be good, I’ll obey you master” I smile as I wet my fingers and rub them over the stinging welts on your arse ” good girl, you handled your punishment well” I tease my cock against your swollen pussy, then plunge it deep inside your cunt. I push in deeper, leaving your nails to rake down my back, your hips grinding on mine. I fuck you hard now, feeling your tight pussy around my shaft. I grab your hips and pull you back and forth against my pulsating member. I hear you crying out ” oh god baby, I wanna cum all over your cock” I dig in harder, feeling my swelling deep inside you about to explode and knowing that you will too. Your breathing is laboured and fast, you grab my neck and pull me close kissing me passionately. I whisper in your ear ” not yet baby, hold it, I’m close, let’s cum together” Then, your pussy , shaking and tightening, locked around my cock, as my hot cum shoots deep inside you and your cum trickles downthesides of my cock Passion spent, we lie in each other’s arms, but the girl is looking at me in a new light !
I love my job , because it makes me laugh so much . Not always , of course I take it seriously and I’m very professional but some aspects of it are hilarious
Ring Ring
” hello, who am I speaking too?”
” hello , it’s Malcolm the masked hero ”
It’s ok he’s a regular , so nothing surprises me
” oh master , I’ve been waiting for you”
” have you my dear? Well I’m here now, with my mask on and my cape and my big erect penis”
” oh master, how wonderful that erect penis looks”
” so my dear tell. masked Malcolm what your wearing ”
” black lace panties matching bra, black lace stockings, a red pencil skirt and a black top”
” take that top off for your master”
“Yes master, it’s off master”
“Now let me hear you pull the zip down on that beautiful skirt”
Shit, I’m wearing leggings , so I quickly improvise and scrape my long nail down a magazine . Luckily it works
” Sofia that sounds divine , slip those panties off too”
” yes. Master”
” your masters penis is ready for you Sofia”
” yes master I’m waiting ”
” then you must beg for your masters penis Sofia”
Oh bugger, do I have to
” master please I beg you , let me have your hard penis” I bloody hate that word
“Very well Sofia , get ready for your master to fuck you Sofia , you know what to say”
Oh god
” please my masked super hero Malcolm I beg you to fuck me ”
” oh well done Sofia , now your masked hero is going to cum for you oooooooooooooh ”
Just one little point , masked. Malcolm is 78 so fair play to him
From the stool at the bar I sit waiting, sipping my gin and tonic , watching the people come and go. Other single men on business trips, couples of all ages, tourists, groups of co-workers. In town for corporate training , they all come and go while I wait.
I’m nervous, the drink should be calming my nerves but it isn’t. I order a second, or is it my third, I’m not sure. Will she arrive? We said 8.30 in the Marriott bar.
“I’ll be wearing a pair of dark jeans , a whites shirt and a deep red tie, I’ll sit at the bar and I’ll drink gin and tonic”
“Ok sugar , I’ll be there, 8.30, I can’t wait ”
I check my phone again , 8.53 no message, no call, no sign. A change of heart, cold feet? I hope not.
Then movement out of the corner of my eye, the door opens and I look up as you walk in. My heart leaps, my stomach tightens. Long elegant legs in sheer black stockings that ends in a dangerously sexy pair of black heels. A figure hugging red dress , the same deep red of my tie.
You glide up to me and slide onto a waiting stool . I smile, you smile back. My eyes wander as I watch you crossing your legs, the tight skirt riding up your smooth thighs revealing the lacy tops of your stockings. My mind wanders as I start to imagine just how fantastic you’d look in your lingerie. I want you.
I feel your foot gliding across the back of my calf , broken from my reverie , I return my gaze to yours. Your smile has been replaced by a mischievous smirk. You know exactly what your doing to me.
I offer you a drink
” that’s kind of you , I’ll have a gin and tonic” as you reach for mine on the bar. I watch as you lift the cool glass to your lips, your mouth opening slowly, your tongue sliding out between full red lips, slowly tracing a circle around its rim. The sight is provocative , intense , my stomache tightens. I feel my cock begin to stiffen and swell against the fabric of my jeans . Then I catch your gaze drifting towards my groin. It’s obvious you see what your doing to me, the thoughts in my head, my want for you.
You smile again , setting the drink back down on the bar. You take my hand as you slip from the stool, your dress returning to its natural position. I too stand, somewhat awkwardly and follow as you lead us towards the lift . My eyes focus on your form , slender tight calves leading to defined muscular thighs, round tight bum , curving hips, petite waist and long dark hair flowing down your back.
Inside the lift I press the button to the 4th floor, as the door slides shut on the bar. I begin to feel your body pressing on mine. Your bum , that I had admired , begins to apply a gentle pressure against my groin, although the touch is light it feels heavenly . As you increase the pressure your intoxicating perfume fills my nostrils , a small sigh of pleasure escapes my lips . I want you now in this lift.
The doors open , you step out , your hand leading me once more down the corridor . I fumble the key card from my pocket, unlock the door . You open it and step in , I follow and the door shuts.
Your standing there, at the foot of the bed, God I want you, I’ve been wanting you all day. Your back is turned , I unzip your dress , there’s no resistance , the zip comes down , the dress falls to the floor. Then your standing in front of me, black shoes , black stockings bra and panties, red lips. I pull you close, my hands around your waist. My lips find yours, the taste of gin, bitter and sweet at the same time, your lips are warm and soft against mine. I pull you closer to me , out tongues meet hard against each other, your arms encircle me.
I unhook your bra, it falls to the floor between us. Soft round breasts exposed , nipples erect . I stoop , cupping one in my warm hand , my lips part , I gently caress it with my tongue . Now I feel your hands on my shoulders pushing me eagerly to the floor. On my knees before you my face so close to your groin. Slowly , gently I begin to kiss your thighs . Tiny lite kisses , up to your panties . Your hands are on the back of my head now, fingers entwined in my hair , encouraging, wanting, begging me to explore further.
Your panties are wet against my lips and I smile as I begin to taste you on my tongue . My hands find your hips , my fingers hook into the silk and slowly I slide them down over your stockings untill they reach the floor . I’m on my knees before you , gazing at you, wanting you more than I’ve ever wanted anything.
Leaning forward you begin to unbutton my shirt , I stand pulling off my tie , your hands work fast ripping off the remaining buttons.. Then your pulling the zip on my jeans , you grab my arse forcing my jeans down to the floor where they join my shirt and your discarded lingerie .
I stand there before you in my boxers as you stood before me in your stockings . My cock is hard and I want you badly. I feel your fingers grip my boxers and you.pull them to the floor , I gasp as I feel the cool air on my pre-cum covered glans. You place your hand in the centre of my chest and I slowly sink back onto the bed . You join me , your body pressed hard against mine , your skin soft and warm . I turn to face you , my cock coming to rest between your thighs and I immediately feel you tighten around you . I’m filled with yearning for you
No sooner do I feel your legs embrace , I feel your body start to move , slowly, as you rotate your hips against mine. Now I feel your lips s on my chest , soft at first but hungry with desire . Your kisses move across my body , down my stomach , their touch like the butterflies I felt while waiting at the bar . I tense as I imagine the feel of your tongue on my cock. You pause for what feels like a life time , then I feel your hand on my shaft, tight firm and solid. I want to cry out your name.
I feel your lips , soft and moist , my bum tenses, forcing my cock up to meet your mouth . Now I feel your tongue as you lick your way round the tip of my cock , the same way you licked around the top of my gin and tonic . It moves on , snaking it’s way down the length of my cock , at which point you take my balls into your mouth , I lay there unable to move.
You look at me with a wry smile on your face . I moan In ecstasy , your tongue retraces its path to the tip of my cock . Your mouth opens , my eyes roll back and my fingers grab feverishly at the sheets . I feel your lips , your tongue , the roof of your mouth . I hear me call out your name , my body tenses , you hold my hips fast , your head comes up, my cock quivers, your head goes down , I gasp, your head comes back up , a deep moan of pleasure escapes my lips , your head slowly slides back down , my entire body shakes as. I cum , my hot spunk filling your mouth as I call out your name . Your hand now stroking my cock to the end of my orgasm
From Matt
Guys sometimes ask me what a normal call is like, is there such a thing? So, here is a call without any comical intervention
Ring. Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking to?”
“Hello , it’s Matt ”
“Hello Matt, what can I do for you?”
” do you role play Sofia?”
“Yes, of course Matt, tell me the scenario”
” I’d like us to be meeting in a hotel, can you take it from there”
“We meet in the bar don’t we Matt?”
“Yes we do Sofia ”
“I’m wearing black silk panties , matching bra , black stockings and a tight red pencil dress. I have black stilletos with a peep toe and an ankle strap. I push myself onto a stool next to you and cross my legs. I’m aware of your eyes on me and I discreetly pull my dress a little higher. Oh, I love to tease you Matt”
I hear Matt swallow and his breathing quickens, no, not yet Matt , I havnt even started.
” you ask if you can buy me a drink and I say , that’s kind of you , l’ll have a gin and tonic thank you. You watch as I slowly lick around the rim of the glass, my eyes locked onto yours . I glance down and see the bulge steadily growing in your trousers. I slip off the stool and take your hand . You show no resistance as we enter the lift. I keep my back to you but press myself hard against your body, I hear a small groan escape your lips as your body sinks against mine .the lift opens and I lead you to the room. Once inside I let you unzip my dress, you watch as I step out of it, then I feel your arms slip around me. Your lips are on mine , hot and wanting , your tongue hard and searching . You unhook my bra and bending your head take my erect nipple in your mouth . The feeling is exquisite and I feel a tingling between my thighs . I push you down to your knees, your lips are on my stocking tops , then I feel your tongue on my bare flesh slowly licking up until you find my clit through my panties.i push your head against me and you can feel the wetness as my juices begin to flow onto my panties . You slide my panties down and I step out of them leaving me naked except for my stockings. ”
I hear Matt gasp
“Then I undo your shirt, pulling it off your shoulders, followed by your trousers, I can see your cock hard beneath your boxers and the little wet patch indicating the level of your arousal . I pull them down and your magnificent cock springs out . I push you onto the bed, lying next to you pressing my warm body tight against yours. Opening my legs slightly I slide your hard cock I between my thighs and grip it tightly . I feel it swelling as I slowly gyrate my body encasing your shaft as I move backwards and forwards. Then I kiss down your body untill my head is close to your cock. I wrap my hand around it and squeeze . Then you feel my soft lips around your glans , my tongue licking and probing your japs eye, sliding my tongue down your shaft I start to lick your balls , gently taking them into my mouth and sucking them , then I slide my tongue back up and take your cock and push you right to the back of my throat
That proved too much for Matt with an “oh my god” he was gone.
So I guess that gives you an idea of the average ‘normal’ call. Smile !!
Sofia woke, stretched her arms, then the memories came flooding back. She looked to her left, he was still asleep, his dark lashes long and curled . He was quite beautiful, she allowed herself a moment to remember his passionate lovemaking . She quietly pushed back the quilt , knowing she needed to leave the room , ignoring the stirring she felt in her groin. She sat up , slipped on her robe and silently left the room.
She was confused , unsettled, had it been just a night of passion she knew they would move on, but his declaration had totaly changed the dynamics , there situation was no longer tenable . Sofia walked into the kitchen, turned on the percolator . By the time he came into the kitchen she was on her second cup of coffee .
“Mistress, forgive me, I slept too deeply, I should have been here to serve you”
“No, I am no longer your mistress, you have made it impossible to continue. Pack your things , I want you gone by lunchtime”
He looked at her, her face was blank , no signe of emotion, he knew to argue would be fruitless , with a heavy heart , he turned and left the kitchen.
Here’s another fishy story . I’m sure by this time you are starting to doubt my sanity, or at very least assume I have a vivid imagination. But , be it as unbelievable as it seems , these are all genuine calls.
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” hello mistress, my name is Peter ”
“What can I do for you Peter?”
“I’d like to tell you about my fetish , although I’m a little embarrassed about it, I think it’s probably very unusual”
” believe me Peter, there is very little I havnt heard before”
“That’s very reassuring mistress. I’d like to be a mermaid”
GULP
“Hmm, ok so what does that entail ?” Oops no pun intended!!
“I wear a mermaid tail mistress”
“How often? Do you have it on now?”
“Yes mistress, I have about ten, all different colours and designs, I wear one most days”
This got me thinking and I just had to ask the question
” does it arouse you Peter?”
“Very much ”
“Doesn’t that pose a problem for you? I mean after all you are wearing a tail”
” well I worked out a system mistress, took me a while ”
Do I really want to hear about his system?
” what’s that noise Peter? It sounds like water”
” that’ll be my inflatable pool mistress , I love to sit in it and splash my tail ”
Ok , beam me up Scotty !!
There are some weird and wonderful fetishes about , I guess the same can be said for fantasies , but this one had me in stitches although the caller took it very seriously
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“I’m josh”
“Hello josh, what can I do for you?”
“Do you have a hot tub Sofia?”
Now as luck would have it I do although it’s empty at the moment , but even if I didn’t I would be saying yes, it’s the same principle as with the cigarettes , it’s what the caller wants to hear
“Yes josh, of course I have a hot tub”
“That’s great, so you slowly slide your body into it , When suddenly , through the bubbles you see a shark ”
What , well I wasn’t expecting that, is this guy on crack or something
“Why would I get into my hot tub if there’s a shark in it ?”
“You didn’t know it was there”
“So where did it come from? How did it get in there?”
“Does it matter sofia ?The fact is its there”
“Ok josh”
” then I see you in the hot tub and I notice the shark fin , I hear you scream. ……….. Scream then Sofia ”
“Oh, ahhhhhhhhhh”
“So, I jump into the hot tub and grab the shark round the neck”
“Neck josh? I don’t think a shark has a neck”
“Ok, body then , I hold it down under the water and drown it”
“Hang on a minute josh, a shark is a fish, how can you drown it ?”
“It’s not a fish it’s a mammal”
“I beg to differ josh, I think you’ll find it’s definitely a fish ”
“For fuck sake Sofia, ok so I pick the fucking thing up and chuck it over the wall ok?”
God , what will the neighbours think
“Ok, oh josh , your so big and strong , you’ve saved my life, how can I ever repay you ?”
“Well Sofia , you can come over here and suck on this big hard cock ”
“Ha ha ha ha ha “. Click
Damn it, how unprofessional , I guess even I lose the plot sometime . I’m just going to have a quick look in my hot tub !!
There are occasional calls that end in a complete balls up. That’s all I can say really , best to just get on with it
Ring Ring
“Hello who am I speaking too!”
” I am Abawabadaby ”
” pardon?”
“Abawabadaby ”
Well I can’t say pardon again
“Hello Abawabadadawabrt ” oh god
” what can I do for you?”
“I want fuck you”
” oh wonderful Abda,, um sweetie , How would you like to fuck me!”
“You want me come your house?”
Oh my god here we go again.
“No, no, Abadabwhatsit , I’m not an escort, it’s phone sex”
“Oh sorry madam, you find me girl then?”
“I beg your pardon , I’m not a madam either , or a pimp for that matter, find your own bloody girl” click
Ring Ring
” hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Um , it’s jason ”
” hello jason , how old are you sugar?”
” I’m seventeen, oh I mean eighteen , oh shit.” Click
Ring Ring
” hello , who am I speaking too?”
“Hello I’m Arnold ”
“Hello Arnold , I’m Sofia , what can I do for you ?”
“Hello Cynthia ”
Huh? Cynthia? What the fuck?
“Well Cynthia , I want you to suck my big cock”
“Could we just get something cleared up Arnold, it’s Sofia not Cynthia . I think your confusing me with Cynthia Payne , I’m more Sofia Loren ok?”
“Oh sorry Sofia , I must have misheard ”
” that’s ok Arnold, no harm done . Now let’s get back to the matter in hand. Hmm nice hard cock Arnold , really want to get my lips around that, oh Arnold, so big and hard, I want to suck that spunk out of you”
“Oh oh , I’m cuming , oh yes Cynthia “. Oh bollocks !!