Swindon Mistress Sofia

02 Feb 2016

Sofia and the seven dwarfs 

How on earth I’m going to make you understand the thought behind this when I can’t make sense of it myself. What goes round in a mans head leaves me more and more perplexed  Ring Ring  “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “It’s Sneezy” “Huh? I beg your pardon?” “It’s Sneezy, is that Snow White?” “Erm! Yes of course I am, what can I do for you Sneezy?” “It’s not just me Snow White , there’s seven of us ” […]

30 Jan 2016

Anyone for Dogging ?

I like to think I am very professional in my work , but there are times when a call is more like a comedy playhouse. This one was probably the most bizarre and I’m ashamed to say I totaly lost the plot.  Ring Ring  “Hello, who am I speaking g too ?” “Hello there, I’m Roland ” ” hello Roland , what can I do for you?” “Well Sofia, I’d like to share my experience of dogging with you” Oh […]

29 Jan 2016

ODDBALLS ! ( Not The Genital Kind)

  Time I caught up on a few odds and sods I think. This is just a few of my strange and bizarre calls. Ring, Ring. “Hello, who am I speaking too?” “This is Armond” “Hello Armond, what can I do for you?” “I want my hard cock in your wet pussy baby” Before I had chance to respond and tell him how wonderful that would be, I heard “Well now Mrs. Rumbold that would depend on what kind of […]

28 Jan 2016

Face Sitting And Slags

  After a weekend of food poisoning, I was brought out of my sultry mood by the unexpected call from my Mr Dyer, swoon. That’s all your going to hear about that (smile) Then it was back to stranger than fiction. Ring Ring “Hello, who am I speaking too?” ” hello Sofia, it’s Terry, have you got a huge bottom darling?” Oh god here we go “Of course Terry, it’s enormous” “That’s wonderfu sophia, will you squash it down on […]

26 Jan 2016

Feather Duster In One Hand C..k In The Other

  Now, here’s the thing, I have the ideal job, but, you have to be able to multitask. I can give the most amazing blow job and still have my feather duster in my hand dusting the curtain pelmets, now, not many women can say that. I can hear a guy cum and know it’s my own handy work and I’ve still managed to clean my oven at the same time, gives me a feeling of power, as soon as […]

26 Jan 2016

The Master And The Girl

  Aww baby, I move the cover down a bit, you get into bed, get on top of me with your legs either side and I pull the covers over our heads. We giggle kissing each other as I slowly caress your hips and thighs, running my hands so gently and slowly, sending tingles up your spine, making goosebumps across your beautiful soft skin. You pull away from my lips and bury your head in the crook of my shoulder, […]

25 Jan 2016

Masked Malcolm , super hero 

I love my job , because it makes me laugh so much . Not always , of course I take it seriously and I’m very professional but some aspects of it are hilarious  Ring Ring  ” hello, who am I speaking too?” ” hello , it’s Malcolm the masked hero ” It’s ok he’s a regular , so nothing surprises me  ” oh master , I’ve been waiting  for you” ” have you my dear? Well I’m here now, with […]

22 Jan 2016

Matt , Sofia and the hotel room 

From the stool at the bar I sit waiting, sipping my gin and tonic , watching the people come and go. Other single men on business trips, couples of all ages, tourists, groups of co-workers. In town for corporate training , they all come and go while I wait.  I’m nervous, the drink should be calming my nerves but it isn’t. I order a second, or is it my third, I’m not sure. Will she arrive? We said 8.30 in […]

21 Jan 2016

Me Matt and the hotel toom 

Guys sometimes ask me what a normal call is like, is there such a thing?  So, here is a call without any comical intervention  Ring. Ring “Hello, who am I speaking to?” “Hello , it’s Matt ” “Hello Matt, what  can I do for you?” ” do you role play Sofia?” “Yes, of course Matt, tell me the scenario” ” I’d like us to be meeting in a hotel, can you take it from there” “We meet in the bar […]

20 Jan 2016

The morning after 

Sofia woke, stretched her arms, then the memories came flooding back. She looked to her left, he was still asleep, his dark lashes long and curled . He was quite beautiful, she allowed herself a moment to remember his passionate lovemaking . She quietly pushed back the quilt , knowing she needed to leave the room , ignoring the stirring she felt in her groin. She sat up , slipped on her robe and silently left the room.  She was […]